greattttttttttt i’m on period T_T
I NEED CHOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE I NEED CHOCOLATE
Every girls way of saying, “I’m not on my period.” #note #life #women #girls #men #period #pms #xxx #sex #funny #instagood #instamood #igers #instagramhub #instadaily #igdaily #webstagram #instagramers #statigram #art #follow #instago #ignation #10likes #followme #onedirection #20likes #igaddict #instahub (Taken with instagram)
No, I will not have a happy fucking period.
At least I’m not pregnant.
At least I’m not pregnant.
At least I’m not pregnant.
At least I’m not pregnant.
At least I’m not pregnant.
At least I’m not pregnant.
Uterus: 4am…time to wake up!!!
Brain: Let’s have some bacon pizza with Oreos on it.
Stomach: Do you look pregnant yet?
Uterus: Lol, good luck with standing up straight.
Uterus: Lol, those pills won’t work.
Brain: I’m so horny. Let’s have sex.
Stomach: *bloating* How about now?
Brain: No one…
Uterus: 4am…time to wake up!!!
Brain: Let’s have some bacon pizza with Oreos on it.
Stomach: Do you look pregnant yet?
Uterus: Lol, good luck with standing up straight.
Uterus: Lol, those pills won’t work.
Brain: I’m so horny. Let’s have sex.
Stomach: *bloating* How about now?
Brain: No one…
(Source: pushthemovement, via original-ginger)
